Wednesday, 5 October 2011
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (Lynx)
Oh, 'Select Player', I get it now: it's showing me which character I'm choosing to play as.
Hang on, why are the characters and the pyramid in different perspectives?
Wait a second, 9967+32= 9999. Are they stealing points from me for every step I take? I guess it does make sense that to get the best score in this game I should have quit before I started.
Well I'm not going that way. Unless I beat them to death with my guitar! Hmm, okay I'll have to remember to come back here when I figure out how to do that.
Oh damn, I'm basically talking about myself there.
Yeah, screw the land of mystical scarab beetles, I've got a thousand other fictional worlds to explore. The only reason I've played this so long is because the music is inexplicably catchy. One last thing before I leave though...